March 2012
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Watchfuckyeahgirlcrush:
This is what Mimerz does when she is approached. I think someone needs to add music to this video.
Mimerz brings such delicious, wonderful joy to my life.
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February 2012
152 posts
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I WANT TO EAT CHEETOS
Wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where I...
shutyourflytrap:
the fact that the university I’m going to in the fall has a high rate of sexual assaults against women on campus
the small percentage of successful women in my chosen field
the fact that my mother wants me to take another self defence course before I leave because the first course wasn’t enough
not being able to make decisions about my own fucking body
old white men making...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Sometimes I just get so tired of everything.
Going through the motions gets more and more difficult as I get older, because I’ve created this perfect public version of myself as someone strong, confident,and always ready to crack a joke and entertain. It’s not that this version isn’t real, because it is so obviously a part of me. There are days where I feel like this all the...
“How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.”
– Spanish Proverb (via mirroir)
GPOY
jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
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Sorry, defenders of religion. You can't sit by and...
nefariousnewt:
Who is being persecuted more: a bunch of mainly old, white males who run the government, industry, and religious organizations, all of which are busy trying to strip women of their civil liberties, or the women who will be subject to the depredation and degradation the aforementioned men are trying to put into law?
“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes...”
– Mary Shelley, Frankenstein. (via riverran)
“Essentially, the idea of a “slut” is a myth told to women to keep them in their...”
– The Slut Myth (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob...”
– Nostalgic Souls: (via scarlettshazam)