dionthesocialist:

Almighty White Noun.

Almighty White Definition: A group of bloggers who were carved from the ivory tusks of a great African elephant many moons ago (and they wish the African elephant would just stop complaining already). Their main responsibilities include making sure people know which acts of oppression are forgivable and which aren’t, deciding which identities are Invalid Identities, and sending out daily reminders that Tyler the Creator and Chris Brown are the most evil people to ever live. Almighty White Overlords are colorblind, which makes them especially talented at telling all their followers when race actually matters. They welcome the voice of marginalized peoples on their blogs as long as those marginalized people agree with them, and when those marginalized peoples get too loud, the Almighty White Overlords are always their to remind us to Focus on the Real Issue Here. 

Used in an Almighty White Sentence: “The Almighty White dictionary defines racism as any racial bias at all by anyone ever, and since it was written by our Almighty White Overlords, you can’t use your personal experiences as a human being to dispute it. After all, why would I trust an actual human being when I can trust an inanimate object?”

(via misskatehate)